Bubba

Apr. 23rd, 2012 11:17 pm
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Each Friday night after work Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. All of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass...and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, 'You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic. Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.

There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish.
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This Hot, Kitten-Toting Fireman Wants to Make You a Drink

The dude is not my type, but DAYUM, that's a fine commercial.

I suddenly want some tequila. And a kitten.
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Texts from Hillary

I think I might have posted this but I'm posting again. Love it.
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The Maddow Blog - 'Drift' blurb challenge winners


YEOW!!!! I'm a Top 10 winner of Rachel Maddow's challenge to create a blurb on her book as it might have been written by an historical character.

My entry:
Examine carefully. Within these lines you will find what you seek: a primer for any would-be emperor. After all, the art of war is of vital importance to the State. --Sun Tzu (Marlene J. Geary)


I'm totally leaping around here!!!
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Texts from Hillary

Totally hilarious and far too short.

Hilarity

Nov. 6th, 2011 03:36 pm
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A guy goes to a coffee shop and pretends to get on his cell phone --- and hilarity ensues:

a CMT video clip
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I have been watching season 6 of Bones and before that, I watched all of seasons 1 and 2 of Warehouse 13.

I love it when a casting director pulls in actors from a single show. For example, the last episode of Bones had an actor from the American version of Queer as Folk - and this episode has another actor from Queer as Folk. Love it! In an earlier episode, two actors from the show Veronica Mars appeared together.

And then, in Warehouse 13, they regularly pulled actors from SyFy shows such as Eureka (aside from how the character Fargo goes between both series) and a few other shows that I'm forgetting at the moment.

I love it, especially when the actors I miss from shows that I loved reappear again!
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Super Nerdy Statistical Distribution Plushies by Nicole Dick

In the category of: you never know what they'll come up with next -- plushies! squishies!
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Google Exodus

The Exodus, if Moses had lived today.
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In honor of Boston Red Sox Opening Day coming Friday!

Post this if you know someone who suffers from being a Yankees Fan.

Being a Yankees Fan is a real disorder and should be taken seriously. There is still no known cure for Yankees Fan Syndrome and sympathy does not help, but we can raise awareness.

100% of Red Sox fans will repost this, simply because we know how to copy and paste, tie our shoes and win baseball games!

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