"For every cow you don't eat, I'll eat two! Nyuk nyuk." K almost punched some dude for that once. The verbal smack was amusing enough, though.

(K was the one who'd mentioned me being vegetarian, for some reason having to do with what he was talking about at the time. He felt the guy turning to me and snottily saying that was totally out of line. True, but not the first time it had happened by far.)